Purposely Prudish

Let’s get something straight
Yes, I probably want to fuck you
But, only because you’re beautiful…
But, I’m not fucking you…
Do I want to be your friend?
Well, friendship takes time
And most often, like-minded lives
So let’s just say that I’m interested in getting to know you
Does that mean I’ll fuck you?
Well, that depends…
You see, I’m a Leo
It’s pretty simple really
We have admirers… many… usually…
Don’t hate!
It’s not an ego thing, it’s just how we’re built
Every sign has its things
You Virgos are all righteously politically correct
You Aquarians are closet little control freaks
You Cancers are clingy little crabs who internally hate that about yourselves
You Sags are calculating little strategists
You Libras are neurotic little aspiring intellectuals
You like these things about the people you like
Because you understand it’s just how they’re built
And us Leo’s NEED to know we’re wanted
We’re darling, and yes, we know it
But that’s not quite enough
We want it to be worthy
We not only need to know we’re wanted
But we need to feel interested, piqued
So if you fancy a Leo
But aren’t ready to fuck him
You needn’t worry about him trying to fuck you
You simply need to show him you’re not willing to
And he won’t want it… trust me!
But, be somewhat careful if you’re considering fucking him down the line
Or simply, and genuinely enjoy his presence
We get discouraged, easily (siwwy prwoud wittle wions)
And generally tend to pounce on over to the next admiring kitten
But as soon as you put on that cute little purposely-prudish prance
You can let go of your defenses, immediately
Because, we aint fuckin’ ya
You can sleep on the couch
But we aint fuckin’ ya
You can sleep butt-ass-neked next to us, spooning
And we still aint fuckin’ ya
You can wake me up with the starts of a blowjob
And I promise ya, I aint fuckin’ ya
Pretty much until you forcefully rape me
I AINT fuckin’ ya
But even then, it’s no promise…
Now, that’s a way to make sure a Leo likes your personality
If you’re still hanging out
For days, weeks, months… even years
Sounds like you got a loyal lion interested in you
Genuinely… No strings… No matter how attractive you are…
Now that sounds like a friendship
So remember, the purposely-prudish thing works
If that’s what you want
Or even if/when you don’t know what the hell you want
(Don’t take that negatively now, we know how neurotic you little nymphs can be…)
Personally, I think it’s adorable (in a very real way)
It’s possibly even respectable (like, whoa…)
Not that anyone really wants to work that hard
But that’s just the point
No one Does really work that hard
They give up and stop caring about that precious little pink of yours
They just get real and hang out genuinely because they enjoy you
And as fiery and passionate as us big pussycats can get
There’s nothing like a little flavor savor…
Now is there?

ⓒ 2005 Shawn Michael Quinn